similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
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Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
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But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement 😭😂
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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