we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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