Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Did you ever feel like going into a planned parenthood and performing an abortion in front of them?
Umm..who the fuck is this?
Oh shit
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
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I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
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My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Just in case you forgot, last night you came home drunk and pissed all over my laptop. You owe me a laptop.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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