there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
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i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
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Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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