can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
my sombrero is too big for the bathroom
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
I could barely talk to the cabbie and I was text bombing everyone. They need to make an auto timer app to prevent people like me from belligerent late night harrassing. And I was seeing double... Prob would have tried to give your leg a bj and then fallen down the stairs.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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