pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
Don't forget Giraffe in your car! If we show up in the same outfit without animal heads we're just gonna look weird.
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
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