stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Def ran into my elementary school babysitter at the grocery store. Still hot. And she complimented my beer choice. It feels good to still have her approval
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
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I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
I feel the need to point out that one of the items on my to-do list for the day is "don't throw up" I have no concept of normal
I can count the number of hours she's been sober this weekend on one hand.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
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hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Randomize