so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
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