I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
he just wrote my ten page research paper for tit pics. i love my boobs.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
how does that bad decision feel?
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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