check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Just found the cutest bag of coke under my bed. I'm going to get fucked up and bleach the cat vomit out of my sheets.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
i'll...probably just offer you drugs?
i'll...probably take them in all honesty
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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