saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
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koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Thanks for getting me stoned. My manager started quizzing me about the menu and I struggled until he asked me to describe the tortilla soup. I said "tasty"
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
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I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
Pro tip: If you tell him that his dick looks like a muppet then you won't have to see him again.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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