I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
seriously, i never want to drink Robitussin again. her face was melting as i tried to convince her i wasnt high and i probably would have fucked ray. his parents thought i was a sweet charming lesbian.
This is why you are not allowed out in public.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I'm pretty sure I lit a prostitute's cigarette while sharing a pizza with a homeless guy last night
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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