Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
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I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
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Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
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