I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
I'm too high and old for this...
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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