I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
that was the first time i tried it. why is it all sticky? its like somebody threw a glue bottle at my face.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
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I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
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I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Your face; I've seen enough of it for today. Go away now please.
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