I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
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you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
That works. I won't care. I'll be a mermaid. Mermaids don't give a fuck.
Especially drunk mermaids.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
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Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
My potted cactus died. I am literally less nurturing than the desert.
The guy I blew who bought us all the shots last night? I really think he's the TV guy I'm watching give the local weather. Like right now.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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