We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
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My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
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She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
Yeahh. im on the phone with him drunk. he told me he found a pigeon in a cardboard box and named it quincy...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
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