hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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