So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
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totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
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this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Sorry for the milk in the bathroom. I was washing mace out of the one security guys eyes
I saw a classic trojan enz laying on his desk. So he's probably not into the kinky shit.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
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