Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
What a weekend. It started with me realizing i might not be straight and ended with me spraining my foot.
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