Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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