I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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