There r osticjed everywhere
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
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we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
Do you think I could convince a doctor that my uterus is poisoning me? It wouldn't technically be a lie. It does more harm than good.
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She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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