butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
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We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
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I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
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we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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