you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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