I never want to see another naked old woman again.
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
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I won't be sarcastic... just naked
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
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My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
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