I would like to feed your fingertips to the wolverines.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
My cardio has turned into running out of the cold from bar to bar.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
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Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
did you dip my ponytail in franzia? its the only thing i can think of to explain my hair right now.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
i'm almost positive she was a dude but like it doesn't even matter
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So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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