the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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