garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
you tried to fill your inhaler with vodka
I think I left my chapstick at your house when I tried using your penis as a catapult and flung it on the floor. Be a dear, and try to see if you can find it.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
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