Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
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yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
Front seat of an Escalade in a limo-service parking lot. That is all.
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The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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