I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
A guy I don't even know just ate me out on a washing machine at a random persons afterparty. I came as it was going through spin cycle.Just kept thinking "who does laundry during a party?"
Randomize
