im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I also guarantee you multiple orgasams and blueberry pancakes
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
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