Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
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you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
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this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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