Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
You'll be like the drunk Paul Bunyan someday with a giant grey cat
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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