i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I'm just going to eat my milkshake, watch teen wolf, masturbate, and lament my inability to form meaningful relations with men who aren't gay
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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