Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
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frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
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Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
Does it look too obvious if I buy wine and candles!?! In my defense there is a gigantic snow storm coming.
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