So drunk, too bad you don't want this
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
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Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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