just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
I'll write directions out on a napkin and slip it to him. Then say P.S. The UTI is gone.... that's not creepy at all right?
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Women are like Alzheimers patiens. You can compliment them a million times in a day, but the next day is always a wash, you have to start all over.
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what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Feeling better?
I can stand long enough to do the dishes finally. Been trying that all day.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
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That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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