Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
Was it your intent last night to burn the house down? With a waffle..
My dad accidentally texted me asking if I had weed...
Maybe you should say yes, and you guys can like bond or something...
Public service announcement: Just bc it is Margarita Monday does NOT mean your stomach will readily accept that much alcohol. There IS a reason it isn't called Magical Monday. On that note, better luck on Tequila Tuesday.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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