I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
Important detail I forgot to tell you: leprechaun loves david bowie.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
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I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
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I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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