Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
You know what's soul crushing? Walking to subway and find out you were too drunk to put on shoes and being denied service.
Um. I literally have no words.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I love you more than champagne and correct grammar
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
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