um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
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Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
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I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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