I feel like every car around me knows I'm driving in my snuggie
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
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My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
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It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
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