i would punch a child for taco bell
It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
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just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
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I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Straight up last night my mom was like josh you need to find a job that doesn't include the selling or transporting of drugs
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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