yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
i'm sorry, but my penis isnt the solution to your problems
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
My sister was crawling her way home and kept asking us to carry her,then she insisted on grabbing at our ankles til she passed out, how was your night?
I'm just gonna eat nachos and wine fruit forever.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I had forgotten what new underwear feels like. It's as if angels descended from heaven for the sole purpose of supporting my junk.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
Text me some of your sweat
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