so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
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just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
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I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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