I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
It was kind of weird
What did your mom walk in?
She flung her tampon across the room.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
This couple is walking their pig around campus
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