I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
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I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
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Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
Um. Did you take a picture of me with a giant dildo after we went bowling?
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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