Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
everyone knows that carl winslow was the sexiest man in die hard.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
I tried to high-five the cop last night. he just looked at my raised hand and told me to go to bed.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
that is very illegal...i love you.
Of course his biggest mistake was assuming that I ever gave a fuck to begin with.
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