careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
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No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
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He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
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