Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
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Not really fighting over the same girl. He takes her out to dinner and then I come over and fuck her. We've worked out the perfect relationship.
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Last night I was this close to hooking up with someone called "Handjob Pat" dubbed for the time he paid $150 for a handjob in Canada.
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I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
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I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room