quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life