your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
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Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
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It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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