In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
I want to walk on stilts...naked
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
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I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Fuck positive energy. I choose drinking instead,
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just FYI, I'm breaking up with my boyfriend tonight and you need to be on call to be my first rebound bang
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
This is classic penis vs brain.
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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