I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
I don't drink during the week.... well, except for Bailey's Tuesdays, which I have to start implementing further.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
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The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
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Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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