I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Stop selling my mother weed! She's annoying as hell when she's stoned.
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
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I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
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They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
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