i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
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She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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