I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Hostess is going out of business we'll never survive the apocalypse
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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